Why I Can’t Wait For Everyone to Get Divorced

2 Feb

I’m pretty sure my soul mate is out there- and I’m pretty sure he’s married to someone else. I haven’t actually met him yet, don’t get the wrong idea. I’m not sitting around pining for someone I know who is currently married, I just have a hunch I will end up with a divorcee.

Here’s why I’m cool with that:

1) A lot of the good ones do indeed, seem to be taken. And at least 50% of them won’t be taken “till death do us part” That’s a big pool of eligible gents who will soon become available.

2) Divorcees know what’s up. They know what didn’t work for them in the past and are more straightforward about relationships.

3) I’d be a badass stepmother.

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