Beloved Television Addict Selects Elastic Waistband Pants and Oversized T-Shirt for In-Home Pre and Post Parties (Without the Aid of a Stylist)
San Francisco — This evening, Sheila Bryson a lifelong television enthusiast, relaxed in her home in San Francisco while watching a terrible movie on HBO and trolling Twitter killing time before tomorrow’s finale and premieres.
“Sunday, September 29th will play host to one of the most lady-boner inducing lineups in the history of television,” remarked Bryson. “Breaking Bad’s Walter White, Homeland’s Carrie Mathison and Eastbound and Down’s Kenny Fucking Powers all on one night? It’s going to be like making out with three Ryan Goslings. Or making out with one Ryan Gosling three times.”
Breaking Bad leads the evening with its highly anticipated series finale. Viewers hope to learn if Walter White is truly the one who knocks, and if Flynn will continue his love for breakfast in the face of adversity. Homeland follows next with a Carrie Mathison off her meds. Bryson remarked, “Jazz and meaningless sex incoming!” Appropriately bringing up the rear is Kenny Powers. #poopchute
“Tomorrow night is going to be like the SuperBowl of television,” said Bryson.
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Sheila Bryson is a woman in her 30s who has straight teeth.